In Spanish, we don’t really say “I love you” we say “traeme una cerveza” which roughly translates to “you are the light of my soul” & I think that’s beautiful.
I ain’t bringing you shit don’t think you can trick me with your Speedy Gonzales talk.
i cant believe all dads were born today wow science is amazing
how the fuck does Rapunzel keep all that hair so damn nice and untangled she gotta hook a sister up with whatever products shes using bc i could be sitting in the same spot not moving for 5 hours and end up with half my hair all up in knots
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
on a scale of one to cody simpson how rejected do you feel
i accidentally recorded a 3 hour video of me sitting on the computer like this and its the most depressing thing ive ever seen
in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head